Queen Ann Approximately
When your Taggs, and your Twits, they all surround you, And you wish that your Willard had a plan, And your Fehrnstroms, and your Roves, they start to confound you, Won't you come see me, Queen Ann?...
View ArticleI Am Romney
I am Romney, hear me lie, Kiss the middle class goodbye,'Cause I'm here to send your factory jobs to China.I believe that Greed is Good, Serving Mammon like I should, Gosh, you folks I fired are a...
View ArticlePoor Old Seamus
Poor old Seamus took a ride, BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW! He could not run, he could not hide, BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW! With a Ha ha ha! And a Har har har! Stuff him in a crate on the roof of the car. Poor old...
View ArticleThe public humiliation of Mr. Romney
Willard, you embody all that is worst about the greedy, self-centered, narcissistic, anti-patriotic, dishonest, bigoted, arrogant, entitled, and hypocritical bastion of power and privilege that is the...
View ArticleFun With Repugnants: 2016 Edition
Repugnants, you were wise to spend the past four years emailing each other pictures of watermelon patches on the White House lawn, and chimpanzee families without birth certificates, instead of, oh, I...
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